Monday, April 04, 2005

What Kind of Pussy Beats His Girlfriend?


Engorged Pussy Stretched to the Limit?
A Big one!

Vincent Pastore, aka the Soprano's "Big Pussy", put the beatdown on his girlfriend / fiancée, Lisa Regina in Little Italy this weekend.

The Post reports that Pussy "began beating Regina in the car and smashed her head against the dashboard," and "then stopped his SUV in front of 284 Mott St., dragged her out of the vehicle by her hair and slammed her to the ground, where she injured her tailbone."

What gets this pussy all hot and bothered? According to Regina's lawyer Jeff Schwartz, Pussy was "enraged and accused the 44-year-old woman of delaying the start of their journey by being late." (to visit her parents)

So there you have it. No Pussy likes a late comer. (Oh, we couldn't help ourselves.)