Friday, April 15, 2005

Sweeeeet Bong, Man....


The Times Argus in Vermont is reporting that Nickolas Buckalew, 17, was arrested for exhuming a three year-old corpse and removing it's head. Why would the Morrisville teen need to steal a human skull from a gravesite?

"Court documents said the suspect allegedly talked of using the man's head as a "bong," a pipe for smoking marijuana."

He faces up to 25 years in prison for what he believes may have been the sweetest bong ever. Because you know you've never really been high unless you've smoked a bowl from a human skull.