Wednesday, March 02, 2005

PETA: A Drag For Star Jones


How Al Reynolds Dresses When Star Isn't Home
Wow. Looks like our girl Star got beat with the ugly stick!

Oh, actually, it's Star Jones's drag queen, Flotilla DeBarge. PETA has hired the drag double to parody our girl Star in a new ad campaign that smacks Ms. Jones around for wearing fur.

According to the NY Post, Star is "worried that the public won't be able to tell the difference between her and drag queen Flotilla DeBarge."

Poor Star's self-confidence must be running a little low today - or maybe reality is finally orbiting her galaxy of delusion. I think what Star should really be worried about is that beard / "husband" Al Reynolds would rather poke his pecker into the drag queen instead of our girl Star.

Star Jones. A national treasure!