Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Jerking Off Online Just Got Easier


The Sound of One Hand Mousing
IBM annouced that they've developed a mouse adaptor that helps the user to engage in the incredibly awkward (and yet, extremely popular) activity of masturbating while computing.

The breakthrough came when engineers developed an algorithm that reduces "hand tremors" (much like the ones utilized by image stabilization sensors on video cameras).

Yeah, OK. Fine. It was really developed to help those who suffer from hand tremors caused by Parkinson's and such. But c'mon. Let's not miss the forest for the trees here, right?