Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Jacko's Bubbles To Take The Stand?


Bubbles to testify?
We have it on authority of the UK's finest news reporting organization that Jacko's chimp, Bubbles, will testify at Michael's trial. We know it's all true, since the headline even states, "And we're not kidding folks".

You have to love the British press - you can't spell out "bollocks" on the front page, but you can splash up a half-page color photo of a woman's be-thonged ass and tits with nipples artfully obscured. Now that's journalism.