Thursday, March 03, 2005

"Crazy Big" Assault Tit


"Don't make me come over there and smack you with this..."
When you're trying to start a new life and want to be less noticeable, it makes sense to have your size 69 - HH tits reduced to a more manageable handful or five.

Tawny Peaks (how original, sounds so outdoorsy and wholesome!), a former Miami stripper who was the first person ever to be charged and later cleared of battering a Florida stripclub patron with her "crazy big breasts", has had her silicone pillows removed and has one of the ginormous jugg implants on eBay.

The auction ends Saturday night and it's already up to almost $15K. If you're in the market for a new waterbed, or an inflatable raft, or well, a huge size 69-HH silicone tit, get your bid on!