Thursday, March 31, 2005

Al Reynolds's Pain Continues...


...like a rented mule...
The Post reports that Al Reynolds showed up for Alan Cummings's erotica reading (do with that what you will) and made a beeline for the giftbags. The Post sez: "We can only imagine what the newlyweds did when he got home with his swag, which included a pair of furry handcuffs, a whip and a bottle of Svedka vodka."

We can...and it involved Al getting piss drunk, handcuffing Star to the bedpost and flogging that bitch silly for making him marry her.