Friday, February 18, 2005

Candy Canes, Barber Poles, MJ's Penis

A representation of MJ's Pee Pee
News flash: Michael Jackson's penis looks like a barber pole.

The NY Post reports that P.I. Ernie Rizzo, "a former Chicago police detective who has seen photographs of Jackson's genitals taken by cops in 1993, claims that because Jackson 'bleaches' his body twice a week, distinctive markings on his penis are visible when he is aroused.

'It looks like a barber's pole,' Rizzo tells PAGE SIX. 'That's exactly what it looks like. The first kid and all the other kids who have seen his penis know that there are brown circles around it.'"

Note to MJ: Why not try the bleach when you have a woody. C'mon, that's just dick bleaching common sense 101.

Little children everywhere now have a new reason to fear haircuts.

That is all. Please resume vomitting.