Friday, January 28, 2005

Wow - This Smells Like Bullshit (Really? We didn't notice....)

We knew there was a reason (actually, there are a ton of them - in this particular case, 2000 tons) why we'd never want to live in the red state heartland that is the Midwest.

Dave Dickinson, who runs a huge cow lot that fattens up cows for the slaughter has a 2000 ton pile of bullshit measuring 100 feet long, 30 feet high and 50 feet wide that's been on fire for over 2 months. He claims not to mind the smell, "I guess it's just all perspective," he said. "To me, it just smells like smoke. I really don't know how to describe it."

So there you have it. The people who chose your president are people who can't smell bullshit, even when they're sitting on 2000 tons of it. Sad, isn't it? No wonder Bushy was able to lay it on thick and fool the simpletons. *Sigh*.

CNN has the story here.