Thursday, January 20, 2005

We know how much you love your Paris Hilton news


Skank-o-rific!
Oh, the irony...someone should tell this skank to avoid video cameras.

Paris was in a WeHo (West Hollywood for you troglodytes) magazine store when she went apeshit upon seeing that they sold copies of her first feature film, the oh-so-cleverly titled 1 Night in Paris. The store security cam catches her stealing the DVD for sale as she announces that she's "taking it and not paying for it". (As corroborated by the bitchy queen who works there and was interviewed by Celebrity Justice as seen in this video clip).

Looks like the "crime footage" has been handed over to a Beverly Hills DA, so perhaps we'll be soon seeing her first lesbian film, 1 Night in Prison.