Thursday, January 06, 2005

So. Fucking. Wrong. (and yet, not at all surprising)

The Smoking Gun has the dirty (and we really mean dirty) details on how Michael Jackson likes to entertain the kiddies while at Neverland Ranch.

Thrill to the descriptions of Michael:
-giving the boys (one of which was a 13-year-old boy, who had been diagnosed in 2000 with a rare form of cancer and lost a kidney and a spleen) Jim Beam, tequila, and Pinot Noir in soda cans, calling it "Jesus Juice" (natch!)
-perusing Club and Barely Legal magazine and clearly made-for-kids-websites like "www.wetpussy.com"! (and then lamenting loudly to his son Prince that he was "really missing out")
-making prank calls with the boys asking "does your pussy stink?"! (oh - the wit, the humor, the delight!)
-"jacking off" young boys under their size small Hanes and then keeping the soiled whities in his daughter's bedrooom!

We recommend having a recepticle close by in case you need to throw up a little while reading the report.