Monday, January 24, 2005

A real live talking, singing, dancing honest-to-goodness douchebag!


Mark Mathis, Douchebag!
For those of you who've never seen a real douchebag that can do tricks, here's one that can talk, sing (rap) and dance! (Take that, Midsummer's Eve)!

Here's a video highlight reel of weatherman Mark Mathis, formerly of the Fox News affiliate in Charlotte, NC. It's about 4 minutes of pure, unadulterated, dipshittery! (And sorta fun if you're a masochist! Seriously though, it's mildly amusing, but the Semi-Regular is not liable for any headaches or vaginal irritation caused by this douchebag.)

In an article about his demise (or salvation? we didn't care enough about this turd to actually read the whole story) he blames his tailspin on drinking.

Don't do that, Mark. You're ruining it for the rest of the alcoholics out there.

Thanks BoingBoing!

UPDATE: Well, it appears that weathermen are a notoriously unstable bunch. There's been a slew of other clips that have surfaced over at BoingBoing regarding whacked out weathermen, but this one is nice - a little tourettes with your weather keeps things lively.