Monday, January 24, 2005

MILF is coolest mom ever

Having missed out on popularity in high school, Sylvia Johnson, of Arvada, CO decided that being a 40 year old milf would make up for it. Unfortunately for her (and milf-lovers) she was arrested in December for supplying amphetamines, weed, alcohol and her slightly well-traveled vagina to 8 boys in her suburban home over 2003 and 2004.

It all came crashing down on her when one of the boys told his mom about how cool Mrs. Johnson was. When Sylvia Johnson, milf extraordinaire, was arrested, she explained that she was not popular in high school and had finally started "feeling like one of the group". She pleaded her case to the arresting officer, claiming that she was just a "cool mom".

We can hear it now, "Shit, mom! Why did you have to have Mrs. Johnson arrested? Fuck, why can't you be a cool mom like Mrs. Johnson, and give us weed and meth and beer and fuck my friends? C'mon! Jeesus!"

The kid's got a point...