Thursday, December 02, 2004

Teacher's Curriculum a Student's Wet Dream

What's the deal these days with young teachers and pubescent teenage boys? A few weeks ago, it was Tammy and now this week we're featuring 6th grade wet dream, Debra LaFave!

24-year old Debra LaFave, who is married (to a man who lost out to a 14-year old prick, literally), was arrested for nailing one of her 14-year old students and is apparently going to go with the insanity plea. Meanwhile, her 14-year old boytoy with raging hormones is actually going insane realizing that he's got to go back to 14-year old girls who will definitely not be putting out like our girl Deb (who - wait for it, it gets better - apparently did some work as some type of Lowrider model!).

For those of you young'uns out there wondering, What The Fuck!?!?! Why aren't I out there nailing the older ladies?, Jest Magazine has a helpful holiday article on how to nail your SMILF.

Now go out there and make someone proud!