Friday, December 10, 2004

REHEAT MY SANDWICH, BITCH, OR I KILL YOU

In the 80s, we had road rage. But this is the 21st century folks, and we're too sophisticated for that bullshit, because now, we have...sandwich rage.

A Houston, TX man was so pissed that his steak sammy was cold that he decided to threaten a homicidal hissy fit. What happened to threatening to just open up a can of whup ass if you didn't get what you wanted? This guy was ready to go Al Qaeda on her ass.

He's probably better off not having eaten that sandwich. We all know what happens when you send food back, especially to a sweaty, drunk short order cook who makes minimum wage standing in front of a hot fucking griddle all day... "did you say you wanted fromunda cheese on that?"

1 Comments:

At 10:58 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That makes me happy I live in Houston...Ahhh, Houstonians,...What else can I say, we really like our sandwitches hot. -Chew-

 

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