Friday, December 10, 2004

Prison Sucks...

The MacGyver of Jailhouse Weapons
Obviously, for many reasons, not least of which is many a sleepless night keeping a vigilant eye out for your cornhole.

But you also have to keep an eye out for the inventive prisoners who resort to improvised weapons like sharpened pork chop bones to stab with and ejaculated nut sauce to fling at government employees. Yowza.