Wednesday, November 03, 2004

Your Chance to Make Ohio (Black and ) Blue

While it may not change the results of the election, it sure as hell will make you feel a lot better about yourself. Anonymous Craigslist poster suggests you go out and beat the shit out of Ohio-ans who left the bland boredom of the Midwest to be pseudo-hipster wannabees in Brooklyn.

Extra kudos for beating the shit out of Ohio-ans who submitted absentee ballots for George W. Twat.

But I'd avoid this guy. He claims to be "a big strong cornfed motherfucker now [and] i am alot stronger now and will wrestle your ass down into my groin". Wrestle my ass down into his groin? What the fuck?!? Yikes.