Tuesday, November 09, 2004

One Asshole Down...Still a Few More to Go.

To the dismay of freakishly ignorant conservative christians and right-wing zealots everywhere, John Ashcroft let Bushy know that he was going to be leaving his position as Attorney General to direct his fucking up and meddling towards "other challenging horizons", which presumably means he'll be infringing on the civil liberties of other people besides just ordinary Americans.

In a five page letter to Bush (which we all know he won't read) Ashcroft states: "The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved".

Uh huh. Right.

He must've used the same guy who crapped out the idea for Bushy's "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" banner to dish up this steaming load of hay-riddled horseshit.

Let's hope those other "challenging horizons" he's looking to pursue doesn't involve more singing. Eeesh.


The NYTimes has the story.