Tuesday, November 23, 2004

Holy Fucking Grilled Cheese


Virgin Mary Appears on Grilled Cheese, Jesus To Appear on Sloppy Joe
I was in the middle of taking a little break from the reporting when a news story combining idiotic religious idolatry and white trash culture brought me out of my slumber.

As you may have heard, some dipshit, batty-ass "religious" Florida woman (they have those in spades down there) named Diana Duyser made a grilled cheese sammy a decade ago and saw the Virgin Mary staring back at her. So she cocooned it with cotton balls and saved it in a plastic container on her nightstand, natch. Eventually, she decided to throw it on eBay so the world could view the holy relic and be given the opportunity to bid on it.

Well, for every retard that puts a grilled-fucking-cheese sandwich up to bid, believing it's holy, there's another retard out there willing to pay $28-fucking-grand for it.

Reuters and a bunch of other people report.

Hey - I love a good grilled cheese every now and then but fucking hell...only in America kids...