Friday, November 12, 2004

The Convict Cookbook: Missing Martha's Recipe for Bearded Clams?

It looks like someone beat Martha to the punch. Inmates at the Washington State Penitentiary have just published the "The Convict Cookbook".

The 163-page book contains recipes for items such as Po' Mans Burritos, Cell Block Fudge, Jail Mix, Dope Fiend Sandwich and Prizzon Po Carcass Casserole. Umm..hold on a sec there. There's a recipe for Cell Block Fudge? I don't want to know what the fuck that is, but suffice it to say, my brain is fearfully concocting an image derived from multiple viewings of OZ.

CNN gives the details of the "Blue Mountain Crabbie" which includes combining canned crab, crushed crackers, cream cheese, mayonnaise and a few other ingredients in a plastic bag and hanging that outside a cell window during winter to chill.

Canned crab? What the fuck? And you call this prison?