Monday, November 08, 2004

Battle of the Skanks!

Yes, I'm back after a nice long weekend. And we're kicking off Monday with some old news from Friday, but I'm sure you won't mind as we kick it off with useless waste of skin, Tara Reid, showing what a bad boob job looks like.

The beauty is, she doesn't even realize that her massively disfigured tit is gulping in the night air until about a thousand camera shutters have gone off. When she did find out, she confronted a photog and threatened him over publishing the tittie-pics (as you can see, a lot of good that did - NSFW, depending on where you work, obviously.) The Daily News reports that the photog responded by saying, "'We were wondering whether we should show [useless douchebag Carson Daly (who arrived shortly afterwards)], but I said, 'He's not going to recognize those breasts anyway.'" Zing!

Skank-o-rific Paris Hilton, not be done outdone, decides to one-up Tara by flashing her muff. (via Gawker) *yawn*

The NYPost has the story here (as if one was needed!)

Just the hard-hitting news that you need people....semi-regularly....