Tuesday, November 09, 2004

Ahh...Makes Me Feel All Warm and Fuzzy Inside

Fuckety fuck fuck fuck! Well, "Fuck the South", indeed!

A mystery writer chimes in to gracefully articulate why the Northeast Liberal Elite is better than Southern / Bible Belt "America".

"Well, uh, y'all are uh, just a buncha homo-lovin', America-hatin', No-god-fearin', liberal Jews and such, with all y'all interminglin' with minorities and such, you fuckin' liberal North Eastern Yankee," one might blubber upon reading this treatise (if one were of the Southern persuasion).

To which one might smile and respond by saying, "Bingo, you bible-thumping, sister-humping, oxycontin-sucking, uneducated hick!"

An entertaining and yet educational rant? Someone get this wo/man a history textbook deal, stat - there's teaching to be done!

Oh come on, now. Where's your sense of humor? You know us Northeastern Liberals just like to have fun with you. You got to have your joke by foisting Bushy upon us for another 4, now it's our turn!

Thanks Apt11 for the heads up.

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Update:
A reader (from the South, no less!) has sent us this brilliant best ever flash game for us to enjoy! Join Mr. T, Hulk Hogan (in perhaps his most heartfelt role ever), Howard Dean and others to defeat Bushy and friends while learning some more fun facts on how we were fucked! How can you not love a game in which one level has you trying to stop George Sr. from delivering a viagra-laden load into his wife/mother-figure Barbara, who's uterus is working overtime to spit out Bush progeny! When Christopher Reeve rolls out and asks if you captured any of the stem cells that may have leaked from Barbara's vagina, it's a touching and powerful moment that makes it all the more worthwhile. Fun for everyone!

1 Comments:

At 11:09 PM, Blogger Greta said...

You said it. I go to frickin' LSU. I love the college but jesus christ I saw a girl with a Bush Cheny sticker on her neck brace. Get me out of this deluded 'I vote what God would want me to' hell hole. And go to http://www.bushgame.com if you want some entertainment but it will make you slightly melancholy.

 

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