Friday, October 29, 2004

Today's WTF!?! Story Right Here

It's not even Halloween yet, but The Semi-Regular already has some crazy-ass-fucked-up-spooky-shit to report for you!

Karen Stolzmann, 44, of Portage, Wisconsin was arrested yesterday for - wait for it - digging up her dead boyfriend's ashes and drinking the beer that had been buried with him twelve years ago!!!

Hey - exhuming a grave is hard work. I think the least that she deserves after such back breaking labor (the frozen tundra up there in Wisconsin is hard as shit - but it keeps the buried beers cold!) is a few cans of Hamm's! Cheers Karen!

CNN has the report here