Saturday, October 23, 2004

To Do in LA - get hammered, pay a model to drive your car home

We generally tend to think of LA as an armpit, but occasionally you gotta love a town that breeds a service like Home James and Autopilots.

You: a rich lush who drove yourself and your crew in your fancy-ass european sports car for a night (or an afternoon, if you're really a pisser) out on the town.

Current Situation: You are piss drunk (as well as everyone else you're with, or maybe the bimbo you picked up can be trusted with your dick but not your precious car) and you're above the indignity of having to hail a cab. Plus, you don't leave your look-how-much-money-I-make-so-fuck-you car on the streets with the shitty little common folk of LA.

Solution: Pay some dipshit model to arrive on a scooter and ferry you home in your own car.

"The last thought anybody wants to have is, God, did I have one glass too many?" he (Barrett Worland, the founder of Autopilots) added. "We're for the people who want to go out and really Wang Chung."

Did he really just use "Wang Chung" as a verb? Jesus titty-fucking Christ.

Thanks to the NYTimes for this hard-hitting piece of news of how retarded people in LA are. Me, I've always considered myself an excellent drunk driver...


At 6:38 PM, Blogger Sara said...

Jesus titty-fucking christ? Really. There's one for the dictionary of bizarro expletives.

At 9:18 AM, Blogger Ice Master Murphy Ice said...

wang chung is cleary a verb. as in "everybody wang chung tonight" or "wang titty-fucking chung".


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