Monday, October 25, 2004

Scariest. Halloween. Ever.

I guess the Brooklyn Children's Museum really wants to scare the shit out of kids this year at their annual Monster Mash and Harvestfest Halloween party, which is why the theme will be none other than scary, real-life boogeyman Michael Jackson's "Thriller Dance Party".

The good news: Michael loves children so you can bet there'll be a lot of candy. The bad news: Michael loves candy as much as children, and his favorite kind is the juicy pink Starburst, so watch out kids......ewwwww - that is SO wrong...

No word on whether the King of Pop will make an appearance, or if he'll be masturbating to this fantasy from the comforts of his own pedophilia haven at Neverland.

The NYPost has the news here.