Thursday, October 28, 2004

Ripped Torn

It appears to be video clip day here at The Semi-Regular. And we love nothing more than seeing embarassing clips of "celebs" acting like retards. In this particular case, a drunk retard - the joy!

Rip Torn, who played boss-guy prick Artie on the Larry Sanders Show, is enjoying a nice evening courtesy of NYC's finest. The kicker? When he slurs that he's got witnesses that saw him only have one and a half drinks. Why do we always think the magic number of drinks to tell the cop is somewhere between 1 and 2 drinks?

Famous people always make for the funniest drunks - it must be that heady mix of their god complex and cocktails, chased with some Xanax or blow. Celebrity Justice has the clip here.