Tuesday, October 26, 2004

Red Sox Fans Need to Get Laid as Badly as They Need to Win World Series

Red Sox fans are nothing if not good at planning ahead, which shouldn't be surprising considering since they've had 86 years to do so. Last week's Boston Craigslist had a number of Sex / Sox posts, as noted earlier here on The Semi-Regular

So if you're a Sox Fan, why not make sure you have some anonymous person to fuck while visiting St. Louis for games 3, 4, and 5? One guy went so far as to plan ahead for the possibility of a game 6 and 7 back in Boston, looking for a white-dude from St. Louis to polish his knob (because, as you probably know, there is a paucity of white guys in New England).

More posts from Craigslist St. Louis below:

Doctor looking for Asian Trim
Bostonian fan of Penthouse Forum looking forward to "Hardball and Hard Fun"

I'm sure there's more, but I'm currently tapped out on reading pleas for sex from hard-up Red Sox fans.