Tuesday, October 26, 2004

David and Goliath, But This Time with Tits


Zeta-Jones, big breasted bully
Reuters, and well, pretty much everyone else is reporting on the Catherine Zeta-Jones lawsuit against Reno tittie-shack, "The Spice House". Ensuing legal debacle leads to Kent Wallace, owner of The Spice House, accusing Zeta-Jones of essentially being a big-titted bully.

"We are just shocked and bemused by this. She is a big double-D and we are just B cups. She ought to pick on someone her own size," Wallace moaned to Reuters on Monday.

Reuters also reports that "One of the club's dancers has renamed herself Catherine 'Ta Ta' Jones...."

Brilliant! And who said strippers aren't clever?