Thursday, October 28, 2004

Child Molester? Anyone? Anyone?

Principal Rooney Enjoying a Glory Hole at a Local Daycare Center
Well, it's official. Ed Rooney, Principal from one of the greatest movies ever, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, loves the taints of little boys.

The Smoking Gun has the documents detailing how Principal Rooney likes 'em young and male. But seriously, who didn't see this one coming? The reason he was so obsessed with getting Ferris was not because of his truant behavior, but because Matthew Broderick still looked like he was a teenage boy (even though he was twenty-four!) when Bueller came out.

Rooney probably wishes he hadn't uttered this immortal line from the movie to the androgynous Ferris look-alike (playing the video game at the pizza place): "Les jeux sont faits. Translation: the jig is up. Your ass is mine."